Never bring a knife to a metal tube fight

«Pipe not conduit for sure.»

«Got tired of his crap and NANK!»

«He needed to pipe down a little.»

«That was lovely technique, one hit and he fell like a sack of potatoes. Good, these stabby Chinese videos are getting out of hand.»

«That quickly shut him the fuck up - no you can't have two pancake rolls»

«Gran Torino'd his ass. "Get off my wong !!"»

«Lol we need more this shit!»

«Dumb tard»

«Should have jabbed him in the chin with it. Glad he was clobbered though»

«When a worker ant dares to point his claws against the colony the soldier ants will come out»

«Flawless victory.»