Bro, This is What Just Won Mrs. Alabama 2024

«Sexy»

«Tits in two zip codes.»

«Next is who is the skinniest»

«She died of a heart attack while walking off stage while eating those flowers»

«Let me list for all of the ways I give a shit about this:»

«If you’ve been to Alabama you’ll know this really is cream of the crop for them. They roll tide because they can’t walk…»

«She has a bigger back than a body builder»

«And to celebrate her win, she ate Alabama!»

«U S A: Generations of incest plus mostly greasy fast food diets. What else can be expected?»

«Mrs KFC bucket. But seriously though she's really fat when she was practicing the walk it looked like a fucking minivan looking for parking»

«What the hell is that?»

«Holy Fuck ! First they've got fucking trannys winning beauty pageants , now all of a sudden its fucking Water Buffalos turn to win a couple, this country has just been completely Emasculated , "EVERYONE , RUN TO THE FUCKING HILLS, ASAFP! ".»

«evolution in action, whales walking on dry land again»

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«Theater of the Absurd»

«MRS DIABETIS FOR SURE»

«There is nothing less attractive than an obese woman with a gunt, which is the combination of a gut and cunt. (Seen @ 13-15 seconds and 19-20 seconds).

Only one segment of the population finds this look attractive. They compose 13% of the population while committing 50% of the crimes.»

«Inflation is out of control»

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«Seems they just skipped over the bikini contest this year. Probably ... for reasons..»