«would be nice to kick or throw a midget once in a while»
Fellas She's 3'7 ....U Dating Her?
WonkasWilly 1 week ago
«Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get with a midget that's hot?
A kid's menu date where you're saving a lot
She'll think you're huge if your inches are two
And wait until she goes Up. On. You.»
WonkasWilly 1 week ago
«@WonkasWilly
What do you get when your girl is so short?
A dropper of come looks just like a whole quart,
She fits in a backpack like Yoda and Luke
And Fkuranus won't Eat. Her. Poop.
(Because it won't be filling)»
StressNstrain 1 week ago
«The body's fine but thats hardly ever the problem, by that age the brain''ll be mostly battle-axe hardened and obnoxious so fuk it & Drop it»
SouthParkNiceeeGuy 1 week ago
«The original flesh light»
LordTorquemada 1 week ago
«@SouthParkNiceeeGuy lololol»
