Neighbor Records Man trying to Cut Down Tree...The Tree Wins. Survive?

«i guess that was the dude.. uh.. making that noise?
i don't know. would you call it screaming? or yelling?
more just like.. knowledge that he just made a boo boo.»

«I bet he's STUMPED how that happened, he's gonna have to BRANCH out to his medical insurer. Then the doctor can send him on sick LEAF untill he recovers. In hindsight he didn't STICK with the safety guidelines. The safety officer is going to have to BARK some orders at the boss for allowing this to happen. The tree doing tree shit like PHOTOSYNTHESIS.»

«FINISH HIM!!!!!!»

« nice»