«She's seen 'Weekend at Bernie's ' too many times »
Uncensored: Woman Rolls a Corpse into Bank Trying to Pull Money out of His Account Pretending he's Alive.
Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'
Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of his pen hard as she placed it between his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangu, a neighbourhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale.'
She replied: 'He's like that' before she told the dead OAP: 'If you're not well, I can take you to hospital. Do you want to go back to hospital again?'
«That's a bold move isn't it.... dragging a corpse into a bank and then animating him too maybe she would have done better if she had attached some strings and stood on a platform attached to the back of the wheelchair? Just throwing around ideas here.... ????»
«This would have been funnier if the guy was acctually alive and was just pretending to be dead.»
«The fact the workers are taht slow and stupid bet the men been staring into the sky for over 5 min and they still asking her if he’s okay lmao it’s sad to say most humans are slow and not smart at all»
«I'm telling you man, we are some seriously fucked up in this world! No WONDER why God is aching to punish humanity with the next one-two put your ass under the grass pandemic. We have it coming! And for good reason!»
«She should have done some research first.
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