«I’d give her £50 to fuck her, and uncle could join in!»
Uncensored: Woman Rolls a Corpse into Bank Trying to Pull Money out of His Account Pretending he's Alive.
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This is the moment a woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and allegedly tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who asked why he looked so pale.
Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'
Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of his pen hard as she placed it between his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangu, a neighbourhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale.'
She replied: 'He's like that' before she told the dead OAP: 'If you're not well, I can take you to hospital. Do you want to go back to hospital again?'
Bank employees started filming the pair and ended up calling for an ambulance and police as she used her hand to keep the deceased pensioner's head upright and told him: 'Uncle, are you listening? You have to sign it. I can't sign for you.'
Footage showed the woman telling the dead man to grip hold of his pen hard as she placed it between his fingers and encouraged him to sign a piece of paper at the bank branch in Bangu, a neighbourhood in the western area of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
A bank worker witnessing the scene told the woman : 'I don't think this is legal. He doesn't look well. He's very pale.'
She replied: 'He's like that' before she told the dead OAP: 'If you're not well, I can take you to hospital. Do you want to go back to hospital again?'
Categories: Woke, Mental Patients & Clown World
dystopiauk 1 week ago
«That's a bold move isn't it.... dragging a corpse into a bank and then animating him too 
maybe she would have done better if she had attached some strings and stood on a platform attached to the back of the wheelchair? Just throwing around ideas here.... ????»
munwon 1 week ago
«I bet that dead guy voted 5 times for Biden»
WonkasWilly 1 week ago
«@munwon He'll be voting for fuck biden another 5 this November.»
RumNbass89 1 week ago
«This would have been funnier if the guy was acctually alive and was just pretending to be dead.»
Southcentraltimes 1 week ago
«The fact the workers are taht slow and stupid bet the men been staring into the sky for over 5 min and they still asking her if he’s okay lmao it’s sad to say most humans are slow and not smart at all»
WonkasWilly 1 week ago
«@Southcentraltimes It's more like who would ever believe someone is this evil to try this shit, I can't believe it and here's the vidya evidence!
»
StillHuman 1 week ago
«@Southcentraltimes yes the slowest and stupidest can't discern the workers are likely going along with her while the cops arrive. I agree with you it is sad to see most humans are slow and stupid.»
Nutmeg50 1 week ago
«I'm telling you man, we are some seriously fucked up in this world! No WONDER why God is aching to punish humanity with the next one-two put your ass under the grass pandemic. We have it coming! And for good reason!»
FUCKURANUS 1 week ago
«@Nutmeg50 God is too busy fucking Jesus Christ in the ass. Don't count on God much....you silly savage.»
Chucknorrit 1 week ago
«She should have done some research first.
quoraDOTcom/Would-it-be-possible-to-scientifically-create-a-walking-crawling-corpse»
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