«It's a hammock with a tramp in it, not a trampoline.»
«@WonkasWilly Uh oh, don't "bully" the libtarded mods on here lol.»
«@WonkasWilly your comment is tantamount to wanking in public , arsehair.»
«@ubi As you are the lone member and ambassador of the Not Funny Diarrhea Club I'll take that as a compliment. »
«Outstanding! Just ask! Plenty of men/women would be quite eager to help her rub one out, or rattle her uterus. »