Does He Look Like he's' Joking? This Southerner is quite the Exact Man the Government Fears


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Next of Kin called, they want their DNA tests back.
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0 +1 Motherfocker78 5 days ago

«People who live in the city will be dead within a week when the shit hits the fan. People who live in rural areas will survive indefinitely. City folk have zero survival skills or knowledge. You don't know how to hunt or forage for food and you don't have serious weapons or traps. When the shit hits the fan and you run out to the country and try to take anything from anyone.... You're not going to make it very far. Everyone in the country owns many guns. They also have many other weapons. Plus dogs... Stay in your crowded disease ridden city please.bits for your own sake.»

14 +1 nyclposter 4 weeks ago

«I spent half my life living in NYC and the other half on a 20 acre ranch out in the country. Trust me, you city folks dont stand a chance...»

13 +1 Lawlstat 4 weeks ago

«This comment section has gone full retard. This is obviously just suppose to be funny and not a person being serious.»

8 +1 Ms.Blood 4 weeks ago

«Wow like only 1 or 2 people understood this was for comical purposes... the rest are ranting bout incest and hillbillies. You've lost the plot...»

3 +1 Schade27 4 weeks ago

«@Ms.Blood Its gotten ridiculous and its hilarious! People missing the point and goin off on a tirade. Shit, ive done it myself.»

1 +1 CurrycelDecline 4 weeks ago

«Lol is this the part where I give praise and admiration??? This dude is absolutely MISERABLE. I would hate to wake up being this fucker.»

4 +1 Pablocoo 4 weeks ago

«Just pay the parking fine and get over it, dickhead.»

8 +1 Fartcakes 4 weeks ago

«Nobody is scared of you cousin fuckers»

11 +1 Motorrunner223 4 weeks ago

«@Fartcakes You’re not fooling anyone faggot»

7 +1 Viletree 4 weeks ago

«@Fartcakes the rednecks in my area would pop your skull open from a mile away. I'm way more prepared than most but I'd steer well clear of the hillbillies. Your a fucking retard if you think you're more ready for war than they are. If civil war happens and you end up in open country you'll learn to fear rednecks. Can you hit a target at a mile away? I know cowboys that can.»

5 +1 TheFullBeanz 4 weeks ago

«@Fartcakes Oh, please. You're afraid of your own shadow.»

7 +1 Essohbe 4 weeks ago

«I bet he trafficks kids in those Joo tunnels he said he dug ...»

7 +1 Nutmeg50 4 weeks ago

«But why!!!!!! Last time I heard, laws were put in place to well....keep peace. If the laws were bad, then do something about those passing those laws. This man is not a godfearing man, this is NOT a patriot. Not by any stretch or definition. This is just someone who is stirring and fostering mayhem. PEACE, obey the laws. If you are unlawfully attacked, you have every god given right to defend yourself, your family, but you sir....are running from justice, for whatever reason. You should rethink what you are doing.»

1 +1 Schade27 4 weeks ago

«@Nutmeg50 nice play on words. ‘Peace obey the laws’»

8 +1 Nanker_Phelge 4 weeks ago

«2 seconds of that and I'm thinking unvaccinated incest.»

7 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Nanker_Phelge what you do in your free time is your business.»

2 +1 Fartcakes 4 weeks ago

«@Dave63 dave fucks his cousins!»

3 +1 Nanker_Phelge 4 weeks ago

«@Dave63 . Ouch, send me to the burn unit. Jk, no I'm vaxxed and boosted. I would fuck my cousin though, pretty hot.»

1 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Nanker_Phelge Tis all in good fun.»

1 +1 Essohbe 4 weeks ago

«@Nanker_Phelge did he inbreeded?!»

6 +1 Worwat 4 weeks ago

«USA. Canada’s crack addict basement tenant.»

4 +1 Jazzstrat57 4 weeks ago

«Only In America»

1 +1 Essohbe 4 weeks ago

«@Jazzstrat57 Correction: Florida.»

2 +1 Fartcakes 4 weeks ago

«@Essohbe correction: the southern dipshits»

9 +1 Charles Manson 4 weeks ago

«No one is looking for him. He just wishes he was important»

1 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Charles Manson sez the guy who chose manson as his handle.»

3 +1 Fartcakes 4 weeks ago

«@Dave63 cousin fucker»

1 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Fartcakes hey.....She came on to me.»

0 +1 TruckerWhom 4 weeks ago

«@Charles Manson You sure you didn't slip him some LSD?»

1 +1 thesithguy 4 weeks ago

«He's got a viet cong soldier with him... that 500 acres is heavily secured with just them 2»

1 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@thesithguy vc chicks are hot.»

17 +1 WonkasWilly 4 weeks ago

«C'mon Dudes, this is clearly lip-sy.n.ched comedy.»

10 +1 Salinan 4 weeks ago

«USA please sink»

6 +1 kryptor 4 weeks ago

«@Salinan . . never»

0 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Salinan .............................More Japanese aircraft carriers? If you are going to try to express your self in text, at least try to form a complete sentence. Fuckstick.»

6 +1 WonkasWilly 4 weeks ago

«When your family tree is a stump :(»

7 +1 Dan 4 weeks ago

«This guy is epic. I can't say what I want to say so I'll leave it at that.»

8 +1 Kief 4 weeks ago

«And i got my sister in the back, in case i need to let off some steam»

0 +1 landofwarriors22 4 weeks ago

«@Kief stop fucking your sister, inbreed.»

0 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@landofwarriors22 whoosh. People like you should be kicked. Shit for brains.»

1 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Kief what you do in your free time is your business.»

18 +1 Schade27 4 weeks ago

«‘Pigeons with C-4 tied to their feets’ hahah»

3 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Schade27 i liked the raccoon bit.»

2 +1 Schade27 4 weeks ago

«@Dave63 I’d love to thumb war a raccoon, if I wasnt sure it’d scratch my face off if I beat it.»

0 +1 Dave63 4 weeks ago

«@Schade27 At some point in time................A racoon will sit down in front of a piano.»