Little Badger vs. Fat Woman Who ya Got?

«Badgers will fuck you up...
They carry rabies too.!»

«Badgers are fearless mother fuckers.»

«She hit the ground and rolled. . . . She just rolled out of view. Legend has it she's still rolling.»

«It's lucky she didn't trample anyone or land on some poor unsuspecting truck driver minding his own business just sitting in his freight truck, then out of nowhere, "WHAMMY!!!", instantaneous death by crushing. That badger inadvertently caused the biggest stampede in US history.»

«pu-HAHAHAHAHA»

«Her mega-belly dindu muffin'.»

«That's a raccoon filmed with a potato cam.»

«Raccoon vs. White Precious»

«Fatties only win heart attacks.»

«Badger every time.»

«Rabies vs diabetes»

«Ahaha run fatty! Badger gonna git ya!»