Guy Jumps into Water to Fetch his Fishing Pole.... Turns into Shark Attack!

«What exactly was "attacked" again, the truth?»

«O hell no! Floating in the open ocean is horse shit! Maybe a kayak, canoe or surfboard but I'm never just going to toss myself in to bob around like a piece of shark food. Fuck all that noise.»

«Still saved the rod though»

«He reacted pretty well.»

«That's what you get stealing sharks lunch. You become his lunch.»

«Pet it, pussy. It’s only a fish.»

«My favorite creature on this whole planet... but I'd never just randomly jump in the ocean like that!!!»

«Dum, dum, dum, dum... Dum, dum, dum, dum... »