Hi cunts!????????????

«Fuck that alien.

But he reminds me of Charlie, from Lost... from an alternate reality. Instead of several dozen survivors, including THE OTHERS, only he survived. And so this is thirty years later after he stumbles upon a Royal Mail package along the beach that fell off a cargo ship. He opens that bitch up and finds a phone. But yikes, only 50% battery power. So he turns it on and tries to get a signal. No bars. He goes to the camera app and takes a few dozen selfies, mostly of his privates. Finally, he clicks record—the video above is that product.»

«I agree with all he said»

«Uh....»

«I was almost with him, until I saw the purple nail polish»

«What is that cunt»

«How does one become so shaggy looking? Not sure, if he should be lose»

«a meth head is the same no matter what country youre in»

«This charmer is either a million years more advanced than us or a million years behind.»

«nuke it from orbit . . . . is he the Mayor of Mudgee?»