«Pizza bait and an elephant gun.»
Who's Going to This Years "Fat Con" where Obese Whales Pretend It's Healthy an Empowering
«The anticipation was too much to resist so I had to look it up. Unfortunately for YOU ALL, Fat Con has already ended. It was held Jan 5th-7th in DOWNTOWN, Seattle (only blocks away from the "Summer of Love" BLM riots from 2020). So no stinky snatches and numerous STDs for you all.
On the positive side, the word on the street says that they were giving out FREE clothes pins for all attendees, to compensate for the smell of the attendees and the subsequent smell from the bacon, beans and chili being served.»
«I'm just an average dude but I wonder how many bjs I could get if I went hmm»
«Because of that fat slushing on her chin I didn't uderstood even a single word...»
«A "Health Care" lecture for obese people?!?? That will have practically ZERO attendance.»
«A "Health Care" lecture for obese people?!?? That will have practically ZERO attendance.»
«Fat people are lucky - they get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.»
«Ooooh, sit on my face!!! Just take it easy on the beans the night before, OK.»
«I'm setting up 2 booths weed brownies and edibles on one side and snack bar on the other! Gonna make a killing.»
«People who push these narratives onto the entire world and then act as if everyone loves them, when in fact the whole world hates them, is an exact formula for war. People will look back on this decade and say "Yup, that makes sense that would cause a war."»