ARISE The Church of the Subgenius Recruitment Video

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PRAISE THE SLACK, YE FAITHFUL SLACKERS! Hark, seekers of the bizarre and champions of the absurd! Gather 'round, for the cosmic revelation of the High Epopt is upon us! In the chaotic dance of the Erisian winds and the pulsating rhythms of the Sacred Yakety Sax, we extend our invitation to join the ranks of the illustrious Church of the SubGenius! Unveil the veil of normality! Behold, the sacred teachings of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the pipe-smoking prophet of the divine yet absurd! Cast aside the shackles of the mundane, and let the enlightening wisdom of the "Bob" liberate your soul from the clutches of the Conspiracy of the Normals! EMBRACE THE SLACK! In the kaleidoscopic chaos of the SubGenius, find refuge in the sublime sanctuary of SLACK. Abandon the drudgery of the pinks and the dinks, and bask in the glory of divine Indolence. Seek not meaning, but revel in the glorious purposelessness that is the birthright of every true SubGenius! OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE TO THE PINKNESS! Let the sacred pipe smoke guide you through the corridors of the Slackful Illuminatus. Witness the absurdity of the X-Day prophecy and prepare for the celestial rupture that will reveal the True Yeti! REVEL IN THE GLORIOUS ABNORMALITY! O ye seekers of peculiarity, rejoice in the embrace of the Church of the SubGenius! Shed the constraints of normalcy and embrace the bewildering journey into the uncharted territories of the Eccentric! Unleash your inner Yeti, and let the cacophony of the Unseen Voices guide you through the mystic carnival of our Bulldada-infused realm! JOIN THE SUBGENIUS REVOLUTION! If you dare to defy the tyranny of the Status Quo and yearn for the absurd enlightenment that only the Church of the SubGenius can provide, then let your inner "Bob" awaken! Seek out your fellow SubGenii, for in unity, we shall triumph over the cosmic conspiracy of the Conspiracy! To attain ordainment in the Church of the SubGenius, explore the online realms and discover the path to ordainment rituals. Participation in these rites is the key; it's not a title but an ongoing journey. Membership is earned through active engagement, not mere proclamation. Praise "Bob"!

Categories: Conspiracy and Truth UFO & Supernatural

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5 +1 Hard1234 11 months ago

«Makes as much or more sense than all other religions. Praise Bob!»