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Raccoon Attacks Little Girl but Vicious Mom takes Care of That
Motherfocker78 4 months ago
«I set pipe traps for raccoons for this very reason. I have 2 dogs and I don't want them getting attacked or my elderly parents getting attacked by raccoons. Once caught they get beat with an aluminum baseball bat. I sing MY NAME IS MUD by Primus to them while I whack them. So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball ball bat, my name is mud!»
BlackRoseBean 4 months ago
«Fuck that. If that had been me, I wouldn't be letting that thing go until I either dragged it into the back yard, drew my 9 and shot it through the ribs... or probably just take it into the bathroom and hold its head in the toilet until the bubbles stop. Option B would probably be safer. Wouldn't have any pussy bitch neighbors or cops coming around asking why I fired my tool»