Thief Smears His Own Crap on his Face to Avoid Capture.....and it Worked.

«lol he shouldve wiped it on the other guy not himself but that also works hahaha ewww»

«In the words of Dave Chappelle........WHAT'S ALL THAT.....CHOCOLATE DOING ON YOUR FACE!?..........CHOCOLATE!!!!!......That's Doo Doo baby.»

«Many animals will shit themselves when being attacked or suffering trauma of some sort, humans included. It's called Predator Deterrent. Usually it's an autonomic response but he seems to have had a plan.»

«Scared the shit outta him and everyone else, myself included.»

«Talk about getting shit faced.»