The Mathew Perry Conspiracy

«matthew perry conspiracy lol i guess all the drugs in his system was a conspiracy he was probably wasted get real!!!»

«I wonder if he had been drinking while on cocaine in a hot tub?
Lots of people have died that way. I don't think everything is a secret society hit job.»

«WHAT THE PHUCK. Another hollyweird whining drug induced drunk that jabbed himself so many times he looked like a pin cushion. Who the phuck swallows 55 vicodin without a care in the world! He was full of Hydrochordone! PHUCK this bullshit about MATMAN. Just another excuse from some poor little multimillionaire with the world by the balls looking for attention. He was sitting in.....wait, did you see the size of that "hot tub"? Overlooking the city, watching the hunters moon. He blacked out from all the drugs, leaned over, and phucking drowned. It's terribly tragic all the way around. NOBODY in the world can help you, if you don't want help. NOw you're dead.»

«Well, he was fully jabbed, so there's that.»

«I don't think it's that complicated. All the years of drug use probably messed up his heart.»

«Drugs were his real friends.»