Trying to Help a Drunk Girl get Home is Way harder than it Sounds

«Imagine if they went inside and got shot.»

«If you fuck her you risk her accusing you of rape the next day when she sobers up. That's how it is.»

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«NEVER EVER EVER....did I say EVER? EVER try to fuck a drunk twat.........they are absolutley HORRIBLE in bed, they will NEVER get off, they will shit or piss on the bed......most always smell like a loggers armpit and then the bitch......if she remembers anything at all other than having a black hangover in the morning and have puke breath.......will blame it all on you. Course, it won't matter, cause you'll be leaving for the door at first light and the only thing she'll remember is how sit up and look around, then lay back down.»