Black Man brings a Stick and Flattens White Man in the Street

«What in the fuck did i just see? I mean we just witnessed multiple anomalies in one video. First, the white boy didnt call the black dude a ninja, no cockroaches came outta the abyss and sucker punched anyone, the black dude stopped and walked away after one hit, no obnoxious chanting or clapping was heard, hair was left untouched, a friend helped in a meaningful way by stopping traffic and supporting his friend in polly the best way ive seen since these sites have started, because of his efforts a live person wasnt run over by a semi and the obligatory death by mo-scoo-ped’s was ultimately avoided, while the infrastructure and electrical stayed sound and caused no sinkholes or roastie toasites on the road. Incredible. Did i miss any anomalies? To be fair i didnt check to see if any genders were offended or if aliens were involved in any way.»

«That sounded like a home run»

«land of the free and braves....»