«Don't marry some thing like that or you'll have a pain in your ass for the rest of your life»
What would you do if a girl asks for your bank account info on the first date?
«I would PAY to hear that guy say 'It puts the lotion on its skin'»
«That's good because she's going to ensure she stays single the rest of her life. And any guy who is well off that does put up with her is fucking stupid.»
«Bullshit! She's in for a great big phucking surprise when in 6 years, she's told she has cancer, and her "boytoy" books it. Then she will REALLY be destitute. Be very VERY careful. Karma has a way of biting you on your skinny ass. It will become much more skinny, so be prepared.»
«Sure, show me your bank account info and tits first as well. Just need to make sure everything's all right; as a man, we deserve to know as well. Double Standards.»
«I'll let her see it cause I know she'll put out for sure after. Then ghost her like Casper»