Ever Wonder what Girls Wear at a Beach in Rio, Brazil?

«All those amazing asses! Yet as a fella, you always have to beware of two things with Brazilian chicks:

1) They are hyper-sexual and hyper-aggressive due to the fact that an overwhelming number of females carry and can transmit Toxoplasma gondii (Toxoplasmosis). Due to their infection, not only are they hyper-sexual, but they also love it in the back door! They will also try to kill you with a spoon or a frying pan if you cross them!

2) They are almost always in a relationship, but they are cheaters from the day they are able to flirt. Also, keep in mind that in all probability, her dude will have absolutely no problem with chopping off an important limb with a rusty blade or shooting you in the face outside a convenience store and hiding you under a bridge or in the jungle.

After knowing these two things, If you can deal with the warnings. you may actually have a chance at a relationship with one of those females! Despite these setbacks, they are quite friendly!

So, with that said.... Have fun and be safe out there!»