I have no idea what she means…


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I don't know what a water park is but I have a tape measure.. let's roll baby
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0 +1 MarcelKebir 2 days ago

«Unfolding her measuring tape as she does is an attempt at demonstrating that what may sometimes seem longer between a black man's legs is what our Creator endowed him with as...

... a brain.
»

1 +1 0falcon0 2 days ago

«girl with g spot so shallow no need to even go inside»

9 +1 twwbmn 3 days ago

«Few women actually like big dicks, most of them understand a big dick is useless because it's less efficient since the guy has to go slow and constantly be careful not to hurt her, or be selfish and HURT her. Most women understand that an average penis is optimal for their average vagina (you know, EVOLUTION), that allows for care-free vigorous sex. Porn and bullshit fake supplement scammers try to brainwash guys into thinking big is good when it's useless (not to mention for the guy himself; no guy wants to have that baggage).»

7 +1 YouAreA 3 days ago

«@twwbmn thats a lot of words to say you have a small prick loser»

1 +1 Naftan 2 days ago

«@YouAreA He's correct. My brother was a Gyno (rest his soul) and N sows have gorilla vulvas so big he'd inwardly laugh as think the sow does not need a diaphragm - it needs a garbage can cover. This matches the radiator hoses the average N buck has between it's legs. Asians go to the other extreme. Tiny dicks for tiny snatches. Whites/Aryans are the middle ground»

3 +1 Jakeheke88 2 days ago

«@twwbmn yes, and most men hate big titties and a tight pussy. You keep telling yourself that you dickless fruit.»

1 +1 Phagbeeter 2 days ago

«@twwbmn when you came out of your mom's to China her hole was the size of a cantaloupe so I'm pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about»

1 +1 RoyHinkley 3 days ago

«Being that ugly she is probably pretty safe I'm guessing.»

5 +1 twwbmn 3 days ago

«@RoyHinkley Gay :getlost:»

3 +1 Naftan 3 days ago

«Jhew programmed A/I. Debase White culture - All part of the Kalergi plan»

6 +1 CrushTheNWO 3 days ago

«She kinda looks like Elijah Wood.»

0 +1 twwbmn 3 days ago

«@CrushTheNWO Why did you just jerk off to Elijah Wood? :wassat:»

0 +1 CrushTheNWO 2 days ago

«@twwbmn
Were you hoping so?
»

1 +1 WikkedDonkE 2 days ago

«@CrushTheNWO I noticed that too, "The Good Son" era Elijah Wood.»

2 +1 dingus369 3 days ago

«She is trying to attract small pp customers for her onlyfans»

2 +1 SatanBaby 3 days ago

«stupid sexist blonde attentionseeker»

1 +1 twwbmn 3 days ago

«@SatanBaby She's sexist for disabusing dumb guys of the fiction that bigger is better? :wassat:»

1 +1 Grundle 3 days ago

«It's downright cruel to lie like that.»

2 +1 Cankles McTacotits 3 days ago

«The good thing about swingin' 8" (it's my prerogative to decide where the base is and to round up) is that it doesn't have to go all the way in.... There may come a day when the additional depth achieved will be greatly appreciated by another....»

3 +1 ericksonmedina171@gmail.com 3 days ago

«@Cankles McTacotits she's talking about vigainaz not your boy toy's asshole.»

1 +1 Cankles McTacotits 3 days ago

«@ericksonmedina171@gmail.com

Cut ya pretty deep with that baler comment, didn't I.
»

4 +1 jelly09 3 days ago

«I've never heard it called a waterpark before. I'm stealin it»

7 +1 SpicyOrz 3 days ago

«forget the tape measure, boys ... just show her your meme collection and the flood waters will be unleashed»

1 +1 jfk66 3 days ago

«Her IQ?»

4 +1 SigmaWolf1958 3 days ago

«@jfk66
Higher than most here.
»

0 +1 Dylan284hewitt 3 days ago

«:unsure:»

6 +1 Indrid_Cold 3 days ago

«You can only fit so much in there»

0 +1 SigmaWolf1958 3 days ago

«@Indrid_Cold
True.
However, where is my watch.
»

11 +1 nleeklee 3 days ago

«whore.. on her way to the lake of fire.. where she belongs.
keep talkin', you little devil.
»

3 +1 twwbmn 3 days ago

«@nleeklee No such thing. You're a retard for believing in poorly-written fairy-tales.»

0 +1 WikkedDonkE 2 days ago

«@twwbmn Seconded, Thank you!»