«Unfolding her measuring tape as she does is an attempt at demonstrating that what may sometimes seem longer between a black man's legs is what our Creator endowed him with as...
... a brain.»
I have no idea what she means…
«Few women actually like big dicks, most of them understand a big dick is useless because it's less efficient since the guy has to go slow and constantly be careful not to hurt her, or be selfish and HURT her. Most women understand that an average penis is optimal for their average vagina (you know, EVOLUTION), that allows for care-free vigorous sex. Porn and bullshit fake supplement scammers try to brainwash guys into thinking big is good when it's useless (not to mention for the guy himself; no guy wants to have that baggage).»
«The good thing about swingin' 8" (it's my prerogative to decide where the base is and to round up) is that it doesn't have to go all the way in.... There may come a day when the additional depth achieved will be greatly appreciated by another....»
«forget the tape measure, boys ... just show her your meme collection and the flood waters will be unleashed»
