Man in a U-Haul van damaging the roof after driving into a parking garage

«"I dunno dude, it was like that when I got it"»

«Fluoride brain»

«Soooo lowering g the tires psi didn't come to mind?»

«I bet he declined the insurance.»

«Stupid.... Deflating the tires could have avoided it !»

«It's not like they're gonna check the roof anyway ????. They won't even inspect it until hours after you hand over the keys and leave»

«M-M-M-Max Headroom said Edison's newly interactive cloned intelligence recreation when it was first booted.»

«It's gonna be a HELL of a lot more than $19.95 on your credit card now, that's why they don't rent for cash.»

«Never drive anywhere near a U-haul vehicle…DiE nut holding that wheel on!»

«It's okay. The van was never going to leave anyway»

«Well, it fits now...»

«when it's not you're and you don't give a shit, lowlife scum.»

«Go out the way you came in, or take air out of the tires»