"We wuz billdtin siv'alizetions!"

«Lol monkeys shouldn't handle guns»

«(( We wuz billdtin siv'alizetions ))
,,,,,,,,,,,,what is the translation from this Martian talk into normal school English ?»

«yet other countries are terrorist while in yAmerica they kill very peacefully.»

«We should throw free rap concerts at all the stadiums and hand out free guns at the door and lock them inside. I bet you nobody gets out alive!»

«Yes, among the blacks. Who's next?»

«Darwin award»

«He might live but he's gonna suffer all of his life if he does.»

«1 down, 30 million to go.»

«nobody said "those" people are smart»

«"B**** go wash your hands". Is nasty work»

«That’s a quality friend right there..»

«Can't they shoot each other?»

«I approve.»