«Classification: Parasitic Humanoid
Diet: Reptiles
Preferred method of digestion: Inside out»
missing person found snake
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olden but golden, pre 2018.
The snake did not survive
The snake did not survive
Categories: Bad Day
OwMyBawls 2 months ago
BigJimsWornOutTireSale 2 months ago
«Amazing that he survived that. Can you imagine the conversation on the first date he has later that year?
The woman says, “So I’m in college, going for my AA. Currently, I work at Starbucks, but hopefully, fingers crossed, by next year, I’ll have my first apprentice job in psychology.”
The man shares, “I was swallowed whole by a snake.” An awkward silence follows. This continues for a minute.
Finally, she reacts, “Like a snake, snake?” She mimics one by waving her arm. While staring at her emotionlessly, he nods without haste. “Oh… well… I have to use the little ladies' room.” This was the last time he saw her.»
