Great investment if you ask me

«thats one dope figure»

«Skinny whore»

«What does it do???

Anything?»

«You guys are missing the fact he can get into this machine, and there is a hole where his dick is...

He wants her to suck his cock through the hole... Gundam style!»

«??????»

«If you can afford it why not,at least he's not buying leftist bullshit.»

«Women spend more on little shit that fills closets and cabinets.»

«Happy merry birth Christmas day dear.»

«I would make her feel better about her overcompensating soiboi.»

«That bitch has a dollar amount in her head: if the joint account ever goes below it she is GONE»

«Why? Because he earned the money he made.»

«Could have dug a bloody trench!»