"I'm sorry I was wrong, wrong, WRONG!"

«Yea Wong Wong Wong»

«Self flagellation.

The proof that states, I have a weak mind".»

«The kind of autoaggression which isn´t good for the brain.
The good thing is she can´t sue him for DV.»

«Now can we have s3x»

«I've always heard that mosquitos are really bad over there!»

«ChAIna»

«Probably punches himself in the nuts like that»

«The male equivalent of “I’ll kms if you leave me” »

«Either his abusive girlfriend is lazy and has him do the dirty work, or she's like Cipher from Gen V and used him like a meat puppet.»

«He let the dog loose before they could eat it»

«God they're like adorable little hamsters.»

«He’s being oppressed! Look at the violence inherent in the System!»

«Could she complain for domestic violence !?»