If he took the 1k why did she ask if he would 10k?

«Because she wanted to fuck but the homo was retarded...»

«The rule is: get the money first, then date. If she empties your pockets too fast, make sure to fuck her, then dump her.»

«Buddies already playing with his pecker!»

«"no baby you see after i take the 10 grand i will proceed on taking you on a date, so i can buy you anything you want" [i end up gRaping her]»

«"Okay, what if the donor was Jewish and the offer is 100 dollars? Would you take the money or pound my ass?"

The money! Always the money.

"Oh my gad, look at me!" she signals to her curves with her hands. "You wouldn't pound this shit into tomorrow?" She asks, and he shakes his head. She turns her back to him and bends over. She grabs both of her ass cheeks and pulls them apart. "What about now?"

Nope! The money, you stupid fucking whore.»

«Shes too fat to be a bunny,»

«Money, easy. That said, I'd lick that girls asshole for free.»

«That's today's woman....trying to trap you in her own question...run!!!!»

«Well, she’s pretty hot, but I feel like negotiation is not her main skill»

«Hey random stranger would you like a thousand bucks or an STD?

Tough decision...»

«Yes, you're not hot sweetie.»

«If she’s a playboy bunny then their standards have clearly dropped»

«1) take the money
2) now that you are rich she will want to sleep with you anyway»

«She got that back shitwards.»

«$600 VR headset, $19,99 lube, $250 bluetooth mechanical masturbator to sync to VR. Rest pocket money, easy choice.»

«She ain't no playboy bunny! Money over bunny»

«Wouldn't take 10 thousand... how bout a hundred thousand? You're going the wrong way sweetheart.»