«where´s the booty and double d?»
«With this bitch, you really would need lube!»
«The handy wank 6000 ™»
«Can it make a fist yet»
«If that's you're version of a good wife, it's time to stop voting republican»
«where is its wig tho......»
«his hands are huge.»
«Better be able to fold some laundry with them!»
«Bet old tin titz has a fans only account.»