«I've swiped left on better.»
“Think about being inside me”
«when you resort to taking the "direct approach" by just offering it up because the tats aren't having the effect you'd hoped for»
«Guys, we know the phrase to heed: Never stick your dick in Crazy. And that's a whole lot of crazy right there.»
«Sometimes you have to try everything so...I'd love to flood her pudding hatch with my cream»
«All I can think about is what the heck is that going to look like when she's 50.»
«girl talks like a 15yo. she destroyed her body and now she plays the immaculate whore as a defense mechanism. her bodylanguage is even shy. how complicated is that? imagine her at a date or at a job interview. anyway she can always have her tattoos removed with laser»
«I didn’t listen to her. Her ink looks like shit. Poor choice.
I can see her in leather/latex, hair pulled tight, better lighting, less herpes, some alcohol and drugs involved, and a long night of sex…. Okay, maybe three minutes tops. But still, I’d fuck her. One dumb bitch feels the same as the next. She’s got a real hellraiser vibe going
Just don’t knock her up.
Or her poor choices become yours.»
«Can just any guy have his cock hard beeing ready to fuck with her ?»
«A lot of guys might like that. Others will wonder how many other guys she's said that to on that particular day.»
«You wouldn't have to beg for it if you hadn't inked up like a Nazi low rider.»
«I am considering frontoparietal laparoscopy. Both hands inside you. It's not easy to be more creepy than you, girl.»
«She is like printing a pure black document with an ink jet printer. It is going to smell, be wet a long time and useless and run all over your clothes and sheets.»
«She's got money for tattoos, but not for shampoo, and conditioner.
I'll pass. At least "ole lefty" doesn't have hepatitis.»
«Yeah, think about being inside me and then catching the 3,403 STD's that I have.»