Dave Portnoy 'Don't Tell Jew Joke' Also Dave Portnoy 'Rape Jokes are Okay'

«how could you bake 6 million pizzas in such a short time?

The numbers dont add up!»

«I wouldn't keep working for that guy!»

«Hypocritical average Trump supporter»

«It's a fucking joke.»

«Making jokes about ANYTHING is completely okay... Actually killing Jewish people or fucking people without their consent is not okay..!!

It's 2025 for fuck sake, when are people going to accept that joking and actually doing are two completely different things..??»

«don't be anti-semite but be anti-bald, pro-rape. Jews are just pro-jew period and not moral.»

«So a jewish granny was walking on the shore with her grandson when a wave sweeps the boy out to sea. After imploring her god to return the boy to her, another wave deposits him at her feet. She looks to the heavens and said " He had a hat on when he left ".»

«Roseanne Barr (Jewish) was on someone's podcast and she said that the 6 million number seemed to be high for back then. Then she said it would take about 6 million now to get the world going right.»

«Anybody see the Mad Men episode when Roger asked Don if he had any Jews in his department? He said no, not on my watch. Their sense of humor does not go over well with Middle America.

Portnoy, the Great Noticing really began shortly after Oct. 7th. This is the most televised genocide ever. Being that stereotypical, overbearing Jew is not going to get you any sympathy.»

«How do you fit 15 jews in a VW bug? Use the ashtray»

«Even blind people will tell you they themselves are not too pitiful and pathetic to be joked about.»

«I would feel nothing but jewbilation telling him easy bake oven jokes.»

«Why was it Jewish immigrant really excited about his first football game? He heard something about a quarterback»

«A Jewish man and a Chinese man walking to a bar. They sit next to each other and order drinks. Suddenly the Jewish man yells at the Chinese guy fuck you and your people for bombing Pearl harbor! The Chinese guy is shocked and says what that wasn't us. The Jewish man says Chinese Japanese Vietnamese it's all the same. After a few minutes and another drink the Chinese guy yells fuck you and your people for sinking the Titanic exclamation the Jewish guy says huh they ran into an iceberg. The Chinese guy says iceberg Goldberg Steinberg you're all the same»

«H-h-how many Jews does it take to cross the road?

I dunno but it has something to do with... pennies and... ovens... and... BIG NOSES!!!»

«What does a joo pedo say? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?»

«What's the difference between a jew & a canoe?

The canoe will tip.»

«I didn't know jews chimped out.»

«I know at least one more that needs to be killed before I stop»

«Maybe if he got cornholed, he would change his mind.

Douch bag that he is.»

«fuck the jews (baby killers)»

«As long as the bitch you rape is a goy, it's Kosher-- The Talmud.»

«This is all tust tew funny!»