True Nightmare: Man wakes up to King Cobra slithering around in his Bed. Oh hell no!!!

«Are You sure this wasn´t hisss king cobra?»

«I've heard it tastes like chicken. »

«Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.»

«BURN THAT HOUSE DOWN!»

«That snake is a tranny, and also unattractive - but also a slut. Jesus and Trump would not approve.»

«Mannnnnnnnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm!»

«He'd be fine laying there asleep in all likelihood. The snake isn't trying to eat him. But if he rolls over or something, he's probably bit. That would be a very rude awakening.»

«Yo that is wild right there bruh, Hell Nah bruh...lol»

«Too late to invest in that pet mongoose.»

«Camping out one time I woke up in the morning with a big ass rattlesnake in my sleeping bag, the smell finally drove it out.»

«Well i'd die kicking it and trying to run away»

«Guys got some stones, credit where credits due»

«Yikes...how frightening when that specialised killing machine gets up high and seems to lock on you...of course, we're mammals and genetically programmed to be automatically and instantly shitless of snakes (leaving it to "learned behaviour", trial and error, was not good enough, because with serpents, it can be one strike and you're out)»

«I don't like ole sneaky snake.»

«jeeeesas christ, allah, mohammad, zeus, horus and all the saints.
that's a big fucking snake.»