Have you had your morning coffee yet?

«She prolly drops coffee flavored pellets.»

«Sounds like she just wants a reason to play with her butthole.»

«This mut be Michael Kenyon's ( the Illinois Enema Bandit ) sister.»

«The caffeine does absorb through the mucus-membranes in the anus, but it's much less efficient than just DRINKING it. Drinking coffee would use so much less coffee for the same effect (and you don't have to wait for it to cool). And it doesn't take longer. Duh. »

«If people haven't realized already that Coffee and Sugar are very addictive substances and if you are injecting the Coffee up your ass where it can fastly go to your system makes it feel like you are shooting up dope in your vein, it affects the same way and you get a serious rush.
Basically she is a junkie »

«she is proud of her world achievement»

«Just get analed, you bitch»

«Double shot of Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar for me please !»

«No cream and sugar?»

«Wtf, lolololol»

«Coffee my ass!»

«In her defense there are no instruction on the can that say "PO".»

«Why the fuck would anyone want to even try that in the first place ????

Get your buzz from a Monster drink or something for shit's sake !!»