Woman gets the Best Wedgie of All Time via Bull

«That was probably the best poke up the bum bum she's ever had»

«Good thing the horn had a thumper bumper and wasn't pointing north!»

«You really get a sense of how strong a bull really is. Even those skinny mexican ones.»

«Someone print out the award certificate. She's just earned her brown wings!»

«Must be a crack sniffing bull. He found 20 kilos»

«Bull backed off once he smelled her underwear»

«Q. What does a fat chick and a pallet of bricks both have in common?

A. Sooner or later they will both be laid by a Mexican.»

«How far did she really think she would get?»

«In regional dialects Wedgie may be expressed as a Melvin or a turkey.»

«That horn will be fly mecca forever.»

«When your ass is fatter than the bull's, dont try to outrun it.»