"My $11,000 nose job gave me clarity to ask for a divorce"

«Even if the guy paid for it, it was worth it. She is still ugly on the inside and isn’t even hot after. Pfft»

«WONDERING IF YOUR CLITORIS MATCHES THE SIZE OF YOUR NOSE❓❓❓»

«Turned her from a Type A fuck doll into a Type B fuck doll.»

«Thanks some honker she had! Imagine what her kids will look like,,, dad will be like WTF do my kids look like Pinocchio»

«She would've made an excellent witch on a broom in the next Harry Potter.»

«She needed it big time, but my question is did she get those huge pussy lips snipped too?»

«Just don't breed.»

«You can't polish a turd!»

«And if she marries again and has a kid, you can bet your ass the husband is going to divorce her in a heartbeat when he sees the size of the schnoz on his child.»

«I'd have her snufflin' around my nuts like a truffle hog»

«I wouldn't want 2 do any cocaine with her b4 schnoz!!!»

«Now she can't tickle your butthole while she's sucking on your nuts......»

«It’s definitely better. But still not good. That’s about the nicest way I can describe it.»

«The hook ruined her look she took the money and booked.»

«Life is what happens to us while we are making other plansfosok maradtak»

«Damn that's one hell of a nose»

«How does she fold towels without a chin?»

«I cannot blame her for removing that beak...»

«Should had taken double off.»

«Too bad you couldn't afford to fix the rest of your face lmfao»

«The infected lip look is gross, I never understood that one.»

«Good for her, she does look prettier. But yeap wont change, her kids will have that horendus nose.»