Bull Rips Off a Man's Manhood and puts the Horn right into his Stomach

«Bet he wouldn’t try that again »

«I have a deal with sharks
I don't swim in their waters,
they dont bite me on my couch.
I have the same deal with elephants, crocodiles, lions.
so far, so good.»

« If he'd stayed at home, he could have watched this on TV. (...and he wouldn't be dead).»

«Well, he'll never get the horn again . .
Good ol' moo cow»

«They changed his name from Angelo to Angela on the death certificate.»

«I guess he still wins a Darwin Award. He won’t be using that equipment ever again.»

«hehe ????»

«You get what you deserve. Nuke Mexico»

«Thankfully that idiot can't reproduce now.»

«Love that animal......»

«I'm kind of OK with this.»

«What's the name of that kitchen tool that scrambles the egg inside the shell...»