«head like a tube of toothpaste.»
Grandpa Stumbles and Falls Under Truck Bad Bad
EarlyC 2 weeks ago
«Humpty Dumpty fell under a truck.
Humpty Dumpty face was all fucked.
All the truck drivers & all the gas men
couldn't put Humpty's brain back in!!!»
Quint_Beastwood 2 weeks ago
«He did that on purpose. Its the thing to do nowadays, lay under a moving truck and position your head perfectly so your brain squirts out like a seed. »
Doctor_Clot_Shot 2 weeks ago
«For anyone that cares, the truck was empty, so no shipments were damaged.»