Disgruntled Customer Attacks and Shoots His Own Lawyer

«she ate like she was at a buffet»

«next time use a real gun instead of a prop»

«too bad he used a nerf gun»

«I don’t know what’s worse the bullets or the dirty foot to the face»

«<i class="quote">„@EyeKnowIt: Will a bland non flavored comment by me be removed by comment central commend censores? ”</i>Aww, did someone tell you there was free speech on the internet and you were too dumb but to believe him?»

«Probably.»

«funny fail in brazil»

«There's a big dilemma......
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah.......
There's a big dilemma......
'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah.......
She used to knock me out......
Until her face broke out.......
She was my steady date......
Until she put on weight»

«How weak is that guy haha pussy»

«honestly, they wouldn't be able to do anything for you, im sure they wouldn't waste there own time like that with an actual moron! i mean they're a higher civilisation for fuck sake you'd be completely useless in there company, you're better off with the rest of us here or you could try euthanasia? it'll help us all. »

«Why? So you can infest another planet with your own stupidity?»